
Hill figures have been
part of the British landscape for millennia and these imposing figures are
often associated with fertility. The figure will be created by cutting turf and
filling the trenches with crushed chalk recreating the way similar figures have
been carved in the British countryside for thousands of years. To complete the
authentic nature of the art, local Druids will imbibe the figure with mystical
fertility powers.
However, many local
residents have expressed concern about the anatomical explicitness, dubbing the
piece the Horniman “Horny man”. The man will stand 100 metres tall with the phallus itself stretching just over 13 meters (40 feet).
Visitors are expected to come from far and
wide to enjoy the spectacle of this cultural colossus in the heart of South
London, and the “Horny man” is expected to become as symbolic of South London
as the “Angel of the North” is for Manchester.
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All figures are correct at time of
publishing – 1st April 2020.
All details will be incorrect on any other day.
All details will be incorrect on any other day.
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Happy April Fools Day!!!!!!!!!!
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